if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
"Continue to share your heart with people even if it has been broken."
Amy Poehler, Harvard Speech (via felicite)